community clairvoyance: your social work stars for November 2008

Community Clairvoyance: The alternative horoscope for social workers for November 2008

Gemini (May 22 – Jun 22)

Tricksters you may be but the Halloween joke on the director a la Brand and Ross will have repercussions come payday.

Cancer (Jun 23 – Jul 23)

Retreating into your shell isn’t the answer. It’s time to make sure your colleagues know where you stand -even if it is a bit awkwardly.

Leo (Jul 24 – Aug 23)

Your ego is feeling as battered as a piece of fish after you have failed with the children’s trusts plans.

Virgo (Aug 24 – Sep 23)

You are having too many dreams about personal assistants – why?

Libra (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

Loads of conferences and too much time away from frontline work. Hurrah, fun at last.

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

The astrological House of Health is visited by Venus – serves you right for fooling with ex-clients.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

Stop playing jokes on the new intake. Allocating them the case of Hugh Jarce is not funny.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

New integrated assessment tools lead to even more time calling health and education colleagues.

Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Forget looking for love, it’s too cold and dark. Wear big woollens.

Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

Has anyone ever confused you with a field of cabbages?

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

Your spouse tells you your crap at your job – just as you were putting in for a promotion.

Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21)

Go with the flow this month and and there will be fewer fireworks.