Community Clairvoyance: The alternative horoscope for social workers for November 2008
Gemini (May 22 – Jun 22)
Tricksters you may be but the Halloween joke on the director a la Brand and Ross will have repercussions come payday.
Cancer (Jun 23 – Jul 23)
Retreating into your shell isn’t the answer. It’s time to make sure your colleagues know where you stand -even if it is a bit awkwardly.
Leo (Jul 24 – Aug 23)
Your ego is feeling as battered as a piece of fish after you have failed with the children’s trusts plans.
Virgo (Aug 24 – Sep 23)
You are having too many dreams about personal assistants – why?
Libra (Sep 24 – Oct 23)
Loads of conferences and too much time away from frontline work. Hurrah, fun at last.
Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)
The astrological House of Health is visited by Venus – serves you right for fooling with ex-clients.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21)
Stop playing jokes on the new intake. Allocating them the case of Hugh Jarce is not funny.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20)
New integrated assessment tools lead to even more time calling health and education colleagues.
Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)
Forget looking for love, it’s too cold and dark. Wear big woollens.
Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)
Has anyone ever confused you with a field of cabbages?
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
Your spouse tells you your crap at your job – just as you were putting in for a promotion.
Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21)
Go with the flow this month and and there will be fewer fireworks.