So here's my economic plan for next year.
Seems to be the way to go, right? All the cool gazillionaires have done it in some way or another--bilked investors, employees, or mortgage holders for oodles and oodles of money. I mean, your life savings seems a small price to pay for me to have a $200,000 birthday party.
I've always wanted one of those.
AND, as chairman and CEO of my own little corporation, I'm eligible for at least a seven figure bonus every year. BONUS! So to speak...
Not to mention that if I get into any kind of trouble from making risking investments or if I'm just a ridiculously poor manager, I can just mosey on up to DC and ask congress for a big fat check. Apparently they have a bunch of blank ones floating around up there right now.
And really, all I have to do is pull it off for a few years. In the interim, I can siphon off buckets to some swiss bank account or protected annuities, lay low in white collar prison for two years, and then I'm free!
Who's with me? ->
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18 Dec 2008 4:59 AM
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