Disclaimer: This is not my usual post. I am sinking down to the depths from on high and catering to the lowest common denominator with this one. (Not that I had that far to go. I mean, if we're talking comparisons here, it's the equivalent of my descending to the basement from the first floor. So sorry to shatter the illusion.) I had a really, really long day. Even though I now have tons of blog fodder, I can't begin to make heads or tales of any of it in my head.
Thus, I'm going for the easy kill. In a word: Sex. I'm telling you now that in this post I acknowledge that people are sexual beings and that yes, these beings actually acknowledge as much to me. So if you're squeamish, a prude, easily offended, find any and all discussion of fornication completely gouache and vile, a descendant of my womb, my in-laws or had anything to do with the reason I exist on this planet, please exit stage left.
(Muzac break)
Is it safe now?
Excellent!
So I'm not sure how often I'll have a go at these posts, and I wondered if I should a) not post them at all b) save them up and dispense them in a judicious manner or c) be gluttonous and use them all at once. Option "a" really isn't even on the table so I don't know why I bothered taking the time to type it out and what's the fun in being responsible? Since I'm talking about sex here, I felt gluttony was the only reasonable approach to take.
Here we go....
Quote # 1
Me: Have you ever really struggled with any kind of addictive behaviors? Gambling, shopping...
Him: Pornography.
Quote # 2
Me (to patient): Have you ever struggled with drugs or alcohol at any point in your life?
Patient's partner: Well, not with drugs or alcohol. I was a sex addict for many years. But I'm in recovery now. Have been since February!
Quote # 3
Me: I want to forewarn you, I'm going to ask what seem like some pretty personal questions....
Her: I've never faked an orgasm.
Quote # 4
Me: So, any compulsions at all? You know, like ritualistic counting, washing your hands...
Him: No. Well, that's not true. I'm compulsive about masturbating.
Quote # 5
Me: So what kinds of issues are you having with your husband?
Her: Well, we were swingers....(she proceeded to go on for the next twenty minutes about this particular subculture)
Quote # 6
Random Guy at the elevator: Going up?
Me: No, thanks. I'm going down. ->
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31 Jan 2009 4:34 AM
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