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Shirack Posted: 2 Dec 2011 10:10 AM

Manufacture..              South Wales police compilation of evidence.

(This thread will replace doodling between core assessments.}

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Police Officer prosecution costs millions takes years
Police destroy critical evidence
Police prosecution thrown out by court due to.....Police....destruction of evidence

Police
Definition: Innocent till evidence proves guilt

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Coalition.   Unelected.

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Referendum. Ignore

 

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Grumpy =   Sincere/Honest.

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Armenian holiday package1915 ( what is the new definition again Jaques?)

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Hitler first proposed his final solution, he was told that the world would never permit such a mass murder. Hitler silenced his advisers by asking, "Who remembers the Armenians?"

 

The French lower house today passed a law making it  a criminal offence to deny the Armenian genocide in 1915, and the Turkish ambassador has been recalled from Paris in protest

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That's Nice.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Of Faith = Delusional/ Wishful thinkers.

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Female

Of faith=happier/more accepting than the rest.

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Hollow = Suarez apology.

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Generic - Jack of all trades but Master of none.

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Female

Generic=the primary tasks/understanding you need to master before you can specialise.

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reform = cuts

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Female

Principled = uncompromising and inflexible.

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Principled = prepared to be harassed / bullied by senior managers. Having backbone. The basis of ethical practice. Avoid at all costs if you have ambition!!!

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ambition - having a bigger footprint / more agency

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socialise (of an idea) - to spread an idea

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action - something done or accomplished (it is NOT a bloody verb!!!!!!!!)

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'actioned' - I actioned, you actioned, they actioned, we actioned. Not a verb though!!!

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i did; you did; we did

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"revocate" - to revoke

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Action can be either but this is not an O level English thread.

I think people need to look up the definition of alternative, then put their tongues firmly in their cheeks and come up with an every day sort of euphemistic substitute.

Don't normally have to spell things out but there is one on here who is obviously finding things rather beyond him again.

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sorry for not being funny enough for you (but the definitions met the criteria for alternative)

 

 

 

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euphemistic - young inner-city shaman

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Deja vu = Greece is saved.

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Given that gold and silver coins were historically checked for their weight against a "Troy" ounce, you would think that for Greeks, deja vu would be receiving an ostensible gift with Trojan associations!!

( oh..I can do "contrived"... I really can!!)

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Euthanasia; Adolescents on the Indian sub-continent.

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Disguise = Make up.

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eloquent - how to greet an auteur.

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Disguise = Beards.

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Make up = security blanket.

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Au contraire; it is those that shave who are altering their appearance.

So the disguise is to be clean shaven.

Beards are natural.

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Smile Yeah, ok.

But it is a Royal Marine training strategy to have moustaches/beards to disguise facial expressions.

 

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Hmm, but you would need to plan to have an expression needing disguising about four weeks in advance.......and I could alwayus tell when my granny was grimacing!!Tongue Tied

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And if as a marine you were captured....they could just shave you as an interogating technique.

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond I expect you to depilate"

"I could be persuaded to wax lyrical?"

"I had a more Immac conception, but with Odd-Jobs red hot irons, you will soon be singe-ing like a bird"

 

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Female

OK then;

 

Disguised=anyone who ever had a haircut/beard trim.

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Disguised; One who deletes their facebook profile and only postss things they wouldn't mind a potential employer seeing.

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Tory=   a 4 letter word.

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Reminds me of an old shop steward I worked with who said he could never have a conservatory on his house, because of the name.

He eventually took my advice and now in retirement he sits out relaxing in his glass and upvc "Laboratory"

 
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