Ha! It would certainly make me chuckle. Mind you, I thought she improved Fiona Shackleton's hairdo. Before she'd been drenched, Fi's hair was so fluffy she looked like a recently-hatched chick!
What about all the rubbish about baby Bea having to travel second class on planes because Paul has only stumped up £35,000 for her annual living expenses. Pleeeeeeeeaaaase.