A good Christian lady

Monday 16 October

The father of the Malawian child Madonna is hoping to adopt has been told the woman famous for her pointy bras is a “good Christian lady,” reports the Daily Mirror. The man, Yohane Banda, “barely knows” the identity of the star, who is trying to take his son David out of Malawi for life in the glare of the paparazzi. Where did this virtuous image of Madonna come from? Surely not from her last show, when she caused outrage among Christians by appearing on stage strapped to a giant crucifix….