Community Clairvoyance

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

Government guidance on vulnerable people needs to be “cascaded” down through your team, so management have set up a month of workshops facilitated by an expensive team of consultants. And you wonder why your pay is so poor.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

If friends seem distant don’t despair, by next week all will become clear and there will be a happy ending. Mercury’s shadow in your sign spells luck so be sure to take your chances in the next few days. Old habits die hard but any attempts to change them could be fruitful if taken now. A sheen of glamour is also set to enter into your life and days will no longer just be things to get through.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

Stubborn as a goat? You? Surely not! However, this Halloween when the sign on the door of the haunted house – or relationships – says “Do Not Enter”, then don’t enter. It is there for a reason (most probably to stop you making a personal situation worse with someone you care about). If you ignore the warning you could fall into a trapand end up looking ghostly.”

Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Why bother? Just phone in sick.

Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

Given the skeletons that came out of your closet last month, you are glad to have Halloween firmly behind you. November will be a better month. The trick is keeping your head down. Try to channel your current negativity into the creativity and resourcefulness you are better known for. And keep that closet door firmly locked and bolted if you don’t want a repeat of last month’s humiliation.

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

Take time out to think about others as the moon moves into Uranus – there is more to life than you Aries, hard as that is to believe. A new way of working could be round the corner while destiny holds a number seven.

Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21)

Venus has moved into your sign and you can’t help but smile. The love planet’s influence is such that not even the most abusive service user will ruffle your feathers. You could be lucky in “lurve” or find your pile of paperwork all but miraculously disappears. Whichever way she chooses to smile on you, Taurus, make the most of it.

Gemini (May 22 – Jun 22)

If there are only a few granules of instant coffee left in the tub perhaps it’s time to look to a herbal tea for a soothing solution to a niggling problem. The flavours cranberry or peppermint might provide a much needed reality check. Look to a man with a moustache and small hands for advice. Destiny is looking over your shoulder.

Cancer (Jun 23 – Jul 23)

Your hopes that the local government strike ballot is a resounding “Yes” come true. Days on the picket line await you shouting “scab” at your managers, going to the pub early and seeing more of your children during the day. Watch out for someone wearing blue and beware your leaders.

Leo (Jul 24 – Aug 23)

Ever the fiery star sign, watch out for 5 November when sparks are set to fly at work. Budget cuts may mean less people to do the work. So if your boss is one of those who prefers to push more work your way rather than take some on himself, stand your ground otherwise it won’t just be the guy on the bonfire that’s burnt out.

Virgo (Aug 24 – Sep 23)

Your flirtation with your boss has come to fruition as you are asked to go to a conference and stay over in a hotel. However, at the last minute you hear that the job you were hankering after, and was hoping to be rewarded with, has gone. Can you pull out and offend your boss or will you go and hope for the best?

Libra (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

The social care stars are favourable at the start of the month. Your manager will forget you exist when it comes to allocating new cases, leaving you with a very happy workload. Spend the time wisely by going to the pub and shopping for shoes. Sadly your luck will not last as Saturn casts its ringed shadow over your sign later in the month. Your boss will remember that you have not been given any new cases and you will have to make up for all the work you didn’t do earlier in the month.