Vicky Pollard-style mums

Teenage mums don’t know very much, according to the masterminds behind a £100,000 scheme to educate “Vicky Pollard-style mums.” The Sun reports that girls will earn an NVQ Level 1 qualification by learning what benefits to claim and “how to spot a dirty nappy”. The Daily Mirror goes one better with the same story, quoting one teenager who “moans”: “Until I’m 16 I can’t get half the benefits other people do. I’ve had to stop the drinking and cut down the fags.”

The Daily Mirror reports that “Britain’s most notorious killers” are to get “en suite bathrooms” as part of a £300 million revamp of Broadmoor prison, with the less-than enlightening headline “Lunatics are making over the asylum.”

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