Misnomer madness

After saddling three children with the names Fifi Trixibelle,
Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie respectively, the world waits
with bated breath to hear what Paula Yates will name her fourth
child.

Several possibilities are likely – Pineapple Yoghurt, Bunnie
Bobtail, and, if it’s a boy, Scruff. But what one really wonders is
whether social services can do anything to save this child from the
mental cruelty about to be bestowed upon it by being lumbered with
a ridiculous name.