Sex List Rap For Bum Pat

You couldn’t make it up. Sex List Rap For Bum Pat, says the Daily Mirror. A labourer who slapped a policewoman on the bottom has been put on the sex offenders’ register and jailed. The paper reports that “drunk” Anthony O’Neill, 22, “thought it would be a laugh” to pat her as she bent down, not realising that she was an off-duty officer.