Does anything say ‘Christmas is nearly here’ better than the Community Care Christmas gifts for social workers article?
Yes, lots of things.
The Coke advert. The rather sad Pepsi adverts trying to compete with the Coke advert. That John Lewis man on twitter. The Gregorian Calendar. The rambling introduction to Community Care’s Christmas gifts for social workers here for the benefit of the writer and SEO. High street shop music becoming just awful.
Anyway, here are some Christmas gifts for social workers.
For the forgetfully braggy social worker
For the social worker who has had one too many pencils stolen
For the social worker who swots up on psychology theories in their spare time and wears socks while they are doing it?
For the social worker still waiting on that one-to-one supervision
For the colleague who needs to tick at least one thing off their to-do list a day
For when it is winter and the 250-year-old council building reveals its insulation to be not up to scratch
For the social worker who is always prepared
For the social worker who needs to be praised
For the social worker who likes a cold drink but will also never forgive Jan for letting fish go off in the communal fridge
For when you reach an end of a listicle and need to go explicit with your workplace stereotypes to make up the numbers
For when there only so many variants of ‘tea’ ‘biscuits’ and ‘desk’ based gifts you can think of so you are left sharing one which unironically states a good gift would be a paper clip to “help you hold it all together”